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ice cream shoppe of the damned

by Tim Birchard

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1.
fucking amazing energy i like it oh, you're gonna let me into this? i love it! respect for these people, they live a lifestyle people like it and they laugh about it
2.
white noise 02:32
take the lint brush to the sport coat bought a life boat but it don't float read the report life was cut short and i'm wondering if there was something i coulda done find my khakis and my nice shoes head to the funeral wooden church pews he lived it his way paying big dues i'm still walkin, i'm still talking generating white noise i'm generating white noise
3.
just another punk turning 50 another metal head without a clue just another punk turning 50 betting you will misconstrue vinyl disappeared and came back never should have sold that 8-track tape deck riding waves oh so high now face down in the sand i'll meet you in the ice cream shoppe of the damned yet another politician feeling nifty oh so power mad without a clue oh another politician grifty gives a zero *umph* about me and you keep your head down look away live to lie another day just another punk turning 50 another metal head without a clue just another punk turning 50 kinda looks a lot like me and you riding waves oh so high now face down in the sand i'll meet you in the ice cream shoppe of the damned
4.
Donkey basketball is a variation on the standard game of basketball, played on a standard basketball court, but in which the players ride donkeys. A donkey basketball game is usually staged as a one-shot fundraising event, typically in public schools. Commercial farms provide donkeys and equipment, splitting the proceeds with the hiring party. Donkey basketball has been practiced in the United States since the 1930s. Donkey basketball has been targeted by animal rights activists who claim that the sport is cruel to animals,for reasons such as the inexperience of participants with handling the donkeys. Promoters counter that the events are supervised and the animals are treated humanely. (wikipedia) they all showed up in their pickup trucks with their shovels and their pitchforks and their torches yelling, "we've got to outlaw that donkey basketball" We spread our tarps out in the gym to cover up the floor bring the little burros in and settle up the score now i've seen everything, everything under the sun all in the name of having fun black out the windows and lock the doors bring out the tarps and cover up the floors it's real, i promise you'll see what i mean cheerleading for an underground donkey basketball team here on my donkey, no one can stop me i ride in glory to the free throw line here on my donkey i can let my bright light shine
5.
big money 06:30
somebody gets paid big money to find the next big pop star somebody gets paid big money to find the next pretty face somebody gets paid big money to use my childhood music against me somebody gets paid big money to keep me slightly unsatisfied but only from the cradle to the grave somebody gets paid big money to remind me i'm not good enough somebody gets paid big money to say i'm not complete somebody whispering i've only got myself to thank somebody whistling all the way to the bank somebody gets paid big money to find the next big pop star somebody gets paid big money to find the next pretty face every year another boy band every year another slave hand every year a new pretty face pick it up so you can win the race every year a new brand new way to feed the fire tickle desire mail you a flyer somebody gets paid big money to keep me checking the news somebody gets paid big money always trying to light my fuse somebody knows what happens if i use my mind to think somebody got a better design for the perfect kitchen sink just as long as i live in fear a promise of peace remains unclear and all the stuff that i hold dear obsolete, obsolete, obsolete but only from the cradle to the grave...
6.
sunny days 03:45
i look to the edges of my dreams i see nothing's quite the way it seems "the crowd effervesced with enthusiasm those were the sunny days" we were trapped before it even started we did not dare to tell the truth "the crowd effervesced with enthusiasm those were the sunny days" (excerpt from "The Button") after ripping off the blindfold he fumbles to get it back on before he sees too much but it's too late his eyes have fallen upon the truth and now etched upon his heart he cannot undo, he cannot undo
7.
my vigilance 03:53
(check it) i’m standing guard (check it again) i’m standing guard (did you check it?) i’m standing guard (better check it again) i’m standing guard until my relief shows up lock the doors bar the windows walk the floors secure the perimeter i’ve got a habit a nervous trick like an amateur magic trick my vigilance will be rewarded one day my vigilance my vigilance lock the doors bar the windows walk the floors secure the perimeter i’m standing guard i’m standing guard i’m standing guard i’m standing guard until my relief shows up it’s time for bed but only i can see the way to avoid more misery successfully infecting me and all it costs is sanity automatic i’m standing guard i’m standing guard
8.
sleep study 06:28
what kind of 9 year-old boy begs for this kind of toy? a plastic diamond engagement ring from the pizza place gum ball machine a boy whose world is falling apart or maybe broken from the start if he can marry the neighbor girl for a wife maybe she can save his life my sleep study isn't going so well the electrodes keep slipping off and maybe when he's 50 or so he'll start to see what we already know and if he's lucky he can set aside the constant need to run and hide will he wake up before the day he dies?
9.
it's time to say goodnight and wish you a pleasant flight close your eyes and fall into sleep surrender as you travel to the deep you're enchanting the enchanter in that other world you're no ordinary girl brushing stars with your toes spreading laughter everywhere you go and vengeance finally laid to rest let it slide right off your chest you've got a secret what's your secret? you're enchanting the enchanter you sip your coffee with a smile on your face can't quite recall what you did in that other place i suppose you can never take me with you but that's okay, because every day i write another song to sing you you're enchanting the enchanter

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thank you:
justin repath
his friend's husband nate _____
gschindler
jenny mason
those poor little donkeys
charlie kiene
jason gabbard
aikido family
mkp family
scott kadera
chuck hildner
pelon
chris birchard
and always cheryl

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released January 1, 2018

words and music copyright 2017 tim birchard (bmi)

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